The Fuck Off Spell

Sometimes you just need to tell life to fuck off.

Obligatory back story:

My mother used to make fun of me because I was a magnet for mentally ill children.  Literally every friend I had was on some type of meds for something, usually it was bi polar, a lot of times it was severe depression.  

I am one of those born and bred New Yorkers who just don’t give a fuck.  If you were cool then whatever, but the moment you became uncool or in my friends’ cases stopped medicating, then I needed you out of my life.  I was not raised polite, I was told that everyone else had a problem and my goal was to keep them at a distance so it wouldn’t be my problem.  I don’t know if I was born with a lack of empathy or if the mean streets of Queens forced me to be this way.  I just didn’t care about their issues if they couldn’t care for themselves.

But this is not where The Fuck Off Spell came to be, you see, many of those bi polar kids also happened to be empaths and according to them it was as if the weight of the world’s anxiety and sadness and every other piece of shit emotion was suffocating them.  They could allegedly feel it all and they knew I was a witch and asked me to help.

I kinda felt bad, but the truth is, I needed them to fuck off, I needed them to lighten up, chill, whatever it is they needed to do to get them off my back and stop telling me about their problems!  I didn’t care what that feeling was because I didn’t want to feel sad for other people.  I needed to be free from them and they needed to be free from other people’s shit!

Thus the need for The Fuck Off Spell.

Now, this isn’t a recipe, it’s more of a frame work.  The Fuck Off Spell is a mix of energy work, protection spell and ritual.

This is what I do with great success and I have been told by some empaths that it works for them.  So try it, tweak it, make it your own.

Materials:

Paper and writing instrument

Candle, incense, oil diffuser all three doesn’t matter, whatever you like.

First, set your ritual space, however you do that.  

Next within that space, write down what or who it is you need to leave you the fuck alone.

Now light your candle or incense or whatever and get comfy, it’s time for the meditation bit.  

You’re going to picture in your minds eye a brick wall.  Maybe you need to build it brick by brick, maybe it just pops into view around you.  That doesn’t matter, what matters is that it’s around you.  You can feel it around you, protecting you from everything.  You are safe behind this brick wall.  Nothing can get you, nothing can come in around or through, especially other people’s emotions or their negativity.  On the other side of the wall is a sign, it says simply: Fuck Off in a beautiful calligraphy.

Stay however long you like behind the wall.  Know that it is always there in front of you protecting you from what you want to keep out and keep away and whoever needs to fuck off.

That’s it.

Build it whenever you need to, strengthen it.  Add to your list, subtract from your list.  Perform this at home, in the bath, on the train but not while driving.

Enjoy, go forth and fuck off.

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